Bartender Says
Answers for a first visit, delivered the way a bartender would, wiping the counter while she does it.
Do I need an account?
Not to begin with. State that you are an adult, tap a sign and chat. Guests are allowed 10 messages, and registering brings the tab along.
What does Read me do?
Her chat opens with the compatibility argument played as your opening move, so she answers the quarrel rather than asking after you. One message is spent. The button on her coaster starts a plain reading instead.
Free round, house pour and Plus?
Registering opens 3 days of every regular. The house pour follows: 10 lines each day, the count wiped at midnight UTC, against the first 3 regulars you spoke to. Plus costs $15 for 30 days of the full bar or $99 for 365, and the tab page shows where you stand.
How do I pay?
In USDT over TRON (TRC-20). The tab page prints a wallet address and an exact figure, so send precisely that; Plus lights up roughly a minute after the coins land. Nothing renews, and the tab terms explain why a settled tab stays settled.
Will she speak first?
On a free round or on Plus she may call across the bar once you have been gone a long while, but your small hours are left alone. Turn it down or off at your stool.
What does she remember?
Brief notes from your evenings: your sign, what you teased her about, what she conceded. Each tab's menu lists them, and every line is yours to reword or strike. The About you box on your stool reaches every regular before you speak.
Do I have to be the sign I tap?
No. Tap whichever glyph you like and she will read you as that. Change it tomorrow if you wish. The sign is a costume for the evening and not a record.
How do I leave?
Every tab has a menu with a clear option inside it. Closing the whole account is a note to the barkeep from the email you registered with.